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    I’m Sorry, But These Jokes About The Upcoming Conclave Are Waaaay Funnier Than They Should Be

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    The web is *totally* locked in for the upcoming conclave as a result of anybody who noticed the film Conclave thinks they’re conclave consultants now.

    A Swiss Guard stands outside the ornate facade of St. Peter's Basilica, with crowds and flower arrangements visible in the foreground

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    With that stated, listed here are the funniest jokes about it:

    1.

    Three religious figures, in traditional robes and red caps, share a light for their cigarettes against an orange-brown wall
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    Man in formal suit ties red ribbon on large wooden door, as onlookers observe solemnly. Image relates to an official ceremony or event

    3.

    Tweet by Leon Sjogren: "This is gonna be the most closely watched conclave yet (mainly because we now all know what a conclave actually is)."

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    Person in festive costume with a red beret and cross necklace dances energetically in a lively room, with others in similar attire celebrating

    5.

    Split-screen image of Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle, with casual text suggesting Twitter users campaign for him at a papal conclave
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    6.

    Tweet humorously suggests being in a conclave involves friends voting to choose a leader for life

    7.

    Promotional poster for "Conclave Untucked" featuring Ralph Fiennes, Stanley Tucci, John Lithgow, and Isabella Rossellini
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    8.

    Tweet by Andrea Junker: "If you hate the Pope because he is too 'liberal', I have some very bad news for you about Jesus."

    9.

    Tweet joking about the next Pope receiving a year's supply of cosmetics and a $200,000 cash prize

    10.

    A person in red clerical attire holds a paper, looking upwards. The image is a tweet discussing the movie "CONCLAVE" releasing on Prime Video tomorrow
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    11.

    Tweet by Cait: "There is a non-zero chance we hear the phrase 'DEI Pope' this year."

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    12.

    Tweet about mistakenly learning of the pope's death through a fanfiction summary, posted by user @Klaine8468

    13.

    Tweet by user: "It’s amazing that Conclave will get watched like a Christmas movie every time a pope dies now forever."

    14.

    Tweet by user @NILES100 saying, "fine I’ll watch conclave. this marketing campaign is getting ridiculous," with 1.1M views

    15.

    Tweet from Sophia Benoit: "I've read 6 tweets and now I'm all in on Cardinal Zuppi."

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    16.

    A person dressed as a clergyman with a caption humorously asking, "can you lock the fuck in."
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    17.

    Tweet by user Sarah: "Register as a Catholic now to vote in the primary."

    18.

    Woman in cozy setting typing on a laptop, referencing the Vatican and genuine love in the humorous text above
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    19.

    Tweet reads "News: Pope Francis has died, the Vatican says. Conclave Fans:" followed by an image of concerned characters from The Simpsons

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    20.

    Tweet joking about Pope Francis being reincarnated as Trisha Paytas' baby, with over 3.7 million views

    21.

    Tweet by @lukasbattle: "Everyone who watched conclave should be able to vote for the next pope we are one of you now."

    22.

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    23.

    Tweet from @ConnorEatsPants asking humorously about the timing of Pope tryouts

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    24.

    Man in formal religious attire with a pensive expression, tweet caption reads: "He's ready."
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    25.

    Tweet jokingly compares the Catholic conclave to the Super Bowl, noting unknown teams, unseen plays, and everyone being 140 years old

    26.And lastly:

    Tweet with a cardinal in formal attire looking serious, suggesting a humorous contrast to a film experience
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